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The Removal Of Garbage

The Removal Of Garbage

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Conceiving “Garbage Safari” for Philly’s FringeArts


Every canvas has the potential to become something new. Over the past year, I’ve made a habit out of reimagining old works by painting over them, thus creating a tabula rasa. Then I am blind to the canvases’ hidden histories, forgetting previous works and focusing on the future. See no ashes, only the phoenix. That’s not necessarily my approach to life in general, but it’s my current approach to mixed media. I relish the act of smearing globs of acrylic over work that no longer represents how or what I want to communicate. Literally painting over the past can be uplifting and it is a beautifully gratifying way to recycle materials.

Yet when I drew a silhouette of a tuskless elephant on one canvas in April 2015, I made not a happy creature but a sad one. It had no curly tail, no bright eyes. This was no end-of-film-happily-ever-after Dumbo. I didn’t plan it, but, here, I wasn’t envisioning every exacting detail; I let my fingers do the deciding. After I drew the silhouette, I dug through the box of junk under my craft table and adhered stray buttons, bottle caps, beads, or who-knows-what to globs of Modge Podge, and gradually filled the outline of my animal. It took a couple of hours every night for a week to completely clutter the elephant. This elephant would eventually become the star of my FringeArts digital exhibit, “Garage Safari.”

But not quite yet. There was more to the process.

After I filled the elephant with junk, I gave him a bed of twisted tissue paper upon which to stand. Next came the real paint work, with a whole swatch of colors and a couple different brushes, followed by a long spell beneath my desk fan. Those layers took hours to dry. The elephant stayed in my apartment for about a week before shining at Gallery 788 in Baltimore and later an animal shelter in Alexandria, Virginia. In between the two shows, I got it in my head to photograph my elephant. As is the case with scores of other shutterbugs, many of the photographs I take never make it into Photoshop. Normally, I dump the files from my SD card onto my computer, never bothering to edit them. These photos were different.

Sometimes it takes photographing something to see it. In putting together the elephant, I had thought of each and very hunk of junk as fulfilling a utilitarian purpose: converting the negative space into positive space. But after photographing the elephant and reviewing the photos on my laptop, I sensed a phoenix in the making. This elephant was sadder than I realized, a poignant beast, like the Velveteen Rabbit longing to be real. I chose one photo and adjusted the contrast and saturation. The photo had a gloomier look to it than the original acrylic. Then I copied the elephant and put three in the same image, just far apart from one another for them to remain lonely. Playing with the colors some more, I made a dozen versions, each one with its uniquely eerie palette. From there, I made a series of ghost elephants in as many versions as the trio images.

Still, I wasn’t done. The elephant needed a story. The poem, “The Elephant,” by Brazilian poet, Carlos Drummond de Andrade, was just the one. It opens with, “I create an elephant/of my scarce resources.” My elephant, too, came from humble beginnings, birthed from whatever odds and ends I could scrounge up in my studio apartment. Now I will debut this new incarnation in Philly’s 2015 Fringe Arts Festival as “Garbage Safari.” Unlike the dearly departed Cecil the Lion, my elephant will never strut, but he will, to quote Drummond de Andrade, “search for friends/in a world already tired/that no longer believes in animals/and doubts things.” May my elephant become more real in that search.

Preview “Garbage Safari” at RAW DC’s “Bold” in Washington, D.C. on September 2. Buy tickets here. View “Garbage Safari” here starting September 4, 2015.

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Mini Garbage Truck

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Children learn to recycle! This Mini Garbage Truck from PlanToys&reg is designed for friendly learning. It provides hours of fun and entertainment as children use it to fill the loader just like a real vehicle. Children develop observational and problem-solving skills through observing the toy’s mechanism. Parents can tell stories about the driver to help broaden a child’s knowledge and imagination and to encourage communication skills. It is not only made with a gently curving design but also with unique sustainable materials. That’s because, PlanToys&reg are the first company to manufacture wooden toys from preservative-free rubber wood and a leader in reusing materials for almost zero waste. Their commitment to the environment makes this charming toddler toy terrific! Sustainable rubber tree wood, vegetable dyes, & non-toxic finish Develops fine motor skills and imaginative play 3.75″ x 6″ x 7.5″ (9.5 x 15.2 x 19 cm) Made in Thailand Recommended for ages 18 months & up

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Dog Found Guilty Of Playing In Garbage Adorably Sentences Herself To A Kennel Timeout

Autumn, the pup in the video above, finds herself in trouble and realizes she has two options:

A. Avoid confrontation and run away from the authorities (her human).
B. Turn herself in. The jig is up.

Autumn decides to do both. In this video uploaded to YouTube, the pooch’s owner calls out to her pet after discovering that Autumn has had some fun in the garbage pile.

The guilty dog starts out running away from her problems, but soon realizes her efforts are futile. She’s been spotted.

So, at the 0:46 mark, she trots on into her kennel. Gotta do the time.

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Garbage Pail Kids Book

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Garbage Pail Kids Book: Garbage Pail Kids-a series of collectible stickers produced by Topps in the 1980s-combined spectacular artwork and over-the-top Humor. The result was an inspired collaboration between avant-garde cartoonists and humorists including Art Spiegelman, Mark Newgarden, John Pound,
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12 Reviews of “Endless Love” That Make Me Concerned About My Garbage Man Screenplay “Piece of Garbage”

New York Post
” … endlessly lame …”

San Francisco Chronicle
“… too much endless and not enough love …”

Boston Globe
“… Zefferelli’s version… made you feel the love. This pallid replay just seems endless …”

Digital Spy
“… seemingly endless …”

Chicago Sun-Times
“… love may or may not be endless, but there’s no limit to what can be contrived in a movie like this …”

USA Today
” … endlessly dull …”

Chicago Tribune
“… more about endlessness than love …”

Seattle Times
” … mercifully, not an endless movie …”

Daily Herald
“… loveless, never-ending …”

The Oregonian
“… well, they got it half right. At least it seems endless …”

St. Louis Post-Dispatch
“… this stinker is only good for endless laughs …”

Village Voice
“Endless Love Earns Its Title the Bad Way”
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